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Three Hairs

I just wanted to share this story that I got through email. It’s such a simple story, but I find the message so profound. We should always be content with what life deals to us, and sometimes, even things that seem like problems can be looked at positively and turned around so we can see it in the best light. Hope I can always remember to be like this old woman, and I hope you will too. :)

Three Hairs

There was once a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

“Well,” she said, “I think I’ll braid my hair today,” so she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw she had only two hairs on her head.

“HMM,” she said, “I think I’ll part my hair down the middle today,” and she did and she had a grand day.

The next morning she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw she had only one hair left on her head.

“Well,” she said, “Today I’m going to wear my hair in a pony tail.” So she did and it was a fun, fun day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn’t a single hair on her head.

“YEAH!” she exclaimed, “I don’t have to fix my hair today!”

Remember you may not be able to control what someone says or
does or some of the situations that life throws you, but you can
sure control the way you react.

~Author Unknown~

Enjoy the weekend!

Add comment July 29, 2006

Hard Gay

We had dinner with a friend of ours at Menotti yesterday, and whilst we were talking, he told us that we should watch these Hard Gay videos on YouTube. So when we got home, H and I logged in to check it out. And oh man, it’s HILARIOUS! It’s a Japanese show featuring this guy who calls himself Hard Gay. No, it’s definitely not p-o-r-n, but I swear, even without English subtitles, it’ll have you cracking up like anything.

Take a look:

And here’s some more!

After this, I think you’ll want to keep saying HOOOOOOOOO too! Haha!

Add comment July 4, 2006

Dance dance evolution

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present…The Evolution of Dance.

It’s soooooo funny, promise! Now if only I could dance at least half as well as this guy does…

Add comment June 22, 2006

food for thought

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you.

Add comment March 20, 2002


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